Antiques are valuable... right?

Gabe was mad at me this morning because I was making him do something terrible... he had to brush his teeth. So, in his anger he yelled, "You're an antique." I couldn't believe what I heard so I said, "What did you say?" He validated my first thought, "I said you're an antique. That means you are a really old thing." I laughed out loud in spite of myself. : )